Don’t Make Me Choose Funny Dog Card

£3.00

Charming Dog Lover Design: Features an adorable illustrated dog proudly wearing a rosette, surrounded by subtle sparkles for extra personality and warmth.
Funny & Honest Message: A cheeky declaration of love that dog owners will instantly relate to — heartfelt, but with clear priorities.
Quality Card & Envelope: Printed on high‑quality card stock and supplied with a coordinating envelope for a polished, gift‑ready finish.
Blank Inside: Left blank inside so you can add your own personal message, whether affectionate, playful, or knowingly honest.

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SKU: WW1078 Categories: Multibuy Cards, Valentine's/Love, Wedding, Anniversary, Engagement Tags: Dandelion Stationery, dog, valentine, valentines, valentines day

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The Don’t Make Me Choose Funny Dog Card perfectly captures the truth every dog lover understands — love is real, but the dog might still win. With its sweet illustration and humour‑filled wording, it balances affection and comedy in the most relatable way.

Ideal for partners, friends, or fellow dog obsessives, this card works brilliantly for birthdays, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just because. Cute, funny, and unapologetically honest, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile — especially from anyone who already knows they’d make the same choice.