Not Old Need Lubrication Card

£3.00

Bold, Playful Illustration: Features a brightly coloured spray can with tongue‑in‑cheek “fix‑it” details, adding visual humour to the message.
Cheeky Ageing Joke: The phrase “you’re not old… you just need a little lubrication” delivers light‑hearted, relatable birthday humour.
Quality Card & Envelope: Printed on high‑quality card stock and supplied with a coordinating envelope for a neat, gift‑ready finish.
Blank Inside: Left blank inside so you can add your own message — teasing, affectionate, or proudly sarcastic.

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SKU: WW769 Categories: Funny, Multibuy Cards Tags: age, Dandelion Stationery, diy

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The Not Old Need Lubrication Card is perfect for laughing about the little creaks that come with birthdays. Its fun illustration and cheeky wording make it playful rather than cruel, striking the right balance of humour.

Ideal for friends, family members, partners, or anyone who appreciates a bit of banter about getting older, this card suits milestone birthdays and beyond. Funny, colourful, and confidently tongue‑in‑cheek, it’s a birthday card that proves laughter really is the best lubricant.