Coffee and Alcohol Funny Birthday Card

£3.00

Playful Illustrated Design: Features a cute bear holding a takeaway coffee in one paw and a bottle of alcohol in the other, perfectly capturing the birthday dilemma.
Relatable & Witty Message: A laugh‑out‑loud take on ageing that balances caffeine dependence with perfectly timed drinks.
Quality Card & Envelope: Printed on high‑quality card stock and supplied with a coordinating envelope for a polished, gift‑ready finish.
Blank Inside: Left blank inside for your own personalised birthday message — funny, affectionate, or brutally honest.

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SKU: WW671 Categories: Funny, Multibuy Cards Tags: alcohol, coffee, Dandelion Stationery

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The Coffee and Alcohol Funny Birthday Card sums up modern adulthood beautifully — half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee, the other half debating if it’s too early for alcohol. With its charming illustration and sharply relatable humour, it’s an instant hit for anyone who feels personally attacked by the message.

Perfect for friends, partners, colleagues, or anyone hitting that very specific stage of life, this card is ideal for birthdays where laughter is essential. Funny, warm, and painfully accurate, it’s guaranteed to earn a knowing smile (possibly while holding a drink).